cosmopastoral

1. (adj.) Believing or resigned to the notion that rural law enforcement, education, housing, and infrastructure policies should be engineered to woo urban tourists at the expense of the needs and mores of permanent residents.
2. (n.) A believer in, or engineer of, the this model of "gentrification".

"Drive on through to Vermont; The Berkshires are way too cosmopastoral!"

by Zappin' Nap April 25, 2022

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Cosmoplasia

The universe multiplying into its multidimensional form.

Remember when people thought cosmoplasia was the universe fracturing into pieces and then learned the universe was actually multiplying itself into a bigger version of itself?

by Quantum Informant August 5, 2022

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Cosmopolitan

Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.

Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?

by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022

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Cosmopolisnob

A person who exhibits an inflated sense of self-importance based on their cosmopolitan residence, and also behaves as if they have personally contributed to its prestige and allure, despite having made no notable contributions themselves. This person basks in the reflected glory of their city, leveraging its accomplishments to inflate their own self-worth. The word is a portmanteau that combines "cosmopolitan" and "snob."

Josh, a native of Los Angeles, sneered at the modest midwestern city he was forced to visit for work, for he was a cosmopolisnob.

by Mr Freckle June 13, 2023

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