catching the biscuit

when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth

catching the biscuit was easy last night because I was all backed up.

by Labsupervisor November 4, 2009

Cootchie Stix

Tampons

Ugh, I'm on my period. Mom, go get me some damn cootchie stix!

by trollmasterz July 20, 2010

clutching

Grasping your ballsack while inserting thumb into anus simultaneously.

Fuck yes, we won! Clutching myself so hard right now.

by Daneiii January 31, 2016

catching a grenade

In Bruno Mars's song "grenade" he is symbolizing that he is going to "catch a grenade" for you, bro. This mean a bro must land in a grenade for another bro.

You're going out to a party with a wingman and there is a group of two chicks. One girl is hot as fuck and the other looks ugly as shit you're bro must do anything to occupy the ugly girl (catching a grenade) so you can get into elbow deep in poone.

by Triggaman August 1, 2014

Catching Fire

Putting your hand behind your ass and catching your own fart in order to sniff it for yourself or put it someone else's face.

this dumb ass keeps on catching fire and putting it in my face.

by freshkc January 9, 2016

Catching it in the Rye

To be shot in the eye with a plethora of different things. Ranging from ketchup, to orange juice, to feces, to skeet.

After Catching it in the Rye: "Ah! I just Caught it in the Rye! How am I gonna get this ketchup/orange juice/feces/ skeet out?!"

by lauren stern December 19, 2008

Catching the crazy turkey

To have sex while making strange bird like noises. Alternatively, this may also refer to an instance where you see a turkey, there is a jumbled chain of events, but hours later you end up having sex-- must be in a bed. Doesn't count otherwise.

Ryan: “Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there on Lindsay's bed”
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."

by KingEm December 14, 2014