Condoleezza

My friend is offended by the name meaning and says it means “with sweetness”

Hi Condoleezza! How are you?

by CatherineMeza October 17, 2019

ConsoleBey

This world frequently used to say someone gay.

LMAO YOU ARE SO FUCKING CONSOLEBEY

by Pref1tR November 20, 2019

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Convalesce You

Think of "Convalesce You" as a secular alternative to the customary "God Bless You" or "Bless You" one might say in response to another's sneeze. "Convalesce" means to recuperate, recover, or regain one's health. Saying "Convalesce You" (rendered as a 3-syllable con-vless-you) in response to a sneeze satisfies the social norm of not disregarding another person's sneeze, without invoking any Gods or representing any authority to confer blessings.

AHHH AHHH AHHH CHOOOO!!! Convalesce You!

by texlex61 December 10, 2020

Convokekin

In the World of Warcraft expansion, Shadowlands, a Balance druid in Moonkin form that immediately uses the Night Fae ability "Convoke the Spirits" in the opener of a PvP match.

First coined by Ravesden/Yorself.

"I just 1v2'd vs a hunter and a Convokekin, feels good!"

by Ravesden January 15, 2021