Conkus

When some one carries out the act of conkus, they dab on the haters

OMG Sharlene, did you just conkus on me?

by B.B.Q sauce on ma titties September 29, 2018

conking forum

Common ground with an animal

The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.

by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019

Conky

Someone who is over the to weird and cringy

“Dude, Carter is so conky.”
“Yeah I know he’s so weird”

by Jebby malin July 24, 2019

conkydicked

when your dick is affected by a nasty fungus

man, my dick has been conkydicked!

by bigkok6 August 30, 2019

Conkirk

To agree beyond the meaning of agreement. To know in your bones that u agree

“The ghost flavor really is crazy high this time of year.”
“I conkirk”

by Ladywhorley November 3, 2019

conker

1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.

Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"

by A conker February 9, 2020

conkybind

a whore or slut, usually has relations with a taken man
a woman who has sexual relations with a pastor, usually one with a wife.

“john, why don’t you like mary?”
“she’s a conkybind! she fucked pastor jacobs!”

by massa niggatar March 16, 2020