Dahmer Condom

To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.

Bro, I totally gave your mom the Dahmer Condom last night.

by Lou_Brickent IV of the Shire June 7, 2011

Condom Fairy

a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.

girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!

by Simba NCL January 25, 2013

God's condom

God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.

Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.

by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018

saxon condom

A condom fashioned from a freshly skinned rat turned inside out

Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!

by ImmortalMemeLord June 3, 2018

Tinfoil condom

Tinfoil condom, similar to tinfoil hat, is a phrase used when talking about crazy conspiracy theories. Charles "Moist Cr1tikal" white popularized and potentially even created the phrase.

"Jimmy has been reading into those tinfoil condom conspiracy theories on Facebook and now believes cancer was invented by the FBI"

by Thatonekid87 December 18, 2021

ipod condom

The unattractive rubber casing used to protect Ipods from being scratched and tend to start at around $30.

Ipod condom Dialogue-

Mother: remember to always use a condom.
Son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
Mother: *makes a sick face*

by Blackington September 10, 2006

Condom Cap

A tight fitting stocking cap

Brian kind of looks like a penis with his condom cap on.

by Ty'Quan Jackson III December 28, 2008