Coming Soon

A phrase used for something that will in fact not be coming soon, but will actually take months, weeks, or might actually never happen.

Hey guys, we have a big surprise "Coming Soon".

by cjpwrs May 8, 2016

Camping Carl

The Greatest Troll who evar exited. Good Night Sweet Prince.

Known around the CSS jailbreak servers. You will be missed.

-edit- Totally not written by Carl.

I miss Camping Carl, he was a best troll.

by Camping Carl! February 18, 2010

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by ALL IS DOOMED BY THE FOG February 19, 2023

coming out

Revealing one's homosexuality to the public.

"I thought Steve was straight but I heard he just came out."

by Megan Redhead November 11, 2002

coming up

The point at which the drugs kick in, usually after taking amphetamines, halluciogens or substances such as MDMA (ecstascy).

Mate, I was coming up on those pills well hard!

by uphoriak April 13, 2005

coming attraction

An attractive young girl who will be considered hot...when she's legal.

"That little chick with her parents is definitely a coming attraction."

"Dude, she's like, thirteen."

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007