comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

by troyfoley July 25, 2007

comet box

A box full of dildos that are excessively large.

yo dude your mom has a comet box.

by suhhbreh August 20, 2017

comoly

It is a weird dessert that is cream filled with strawberry syrup on top of a crispy bread.

Person 1: Holy moly its a comoly!!!
Person 2: I know a comoly is yummy.

by Meme9907 May 2, 2018

Commoter

(n) a person causing commotion.

He is a well known commoter.

by Frinkersteiner February 28, 2018

camotuck

A penis tucked between your legs when putting your panties on

Hey I can see the baldge of your camotuck threw your leggings

by Parie May 12, 2018

Comodoey

What an English as a second language FOB foreigner writes instead of “commodity” while intoxicated.

My friend is a hot comodoey. You should totally ask her out.

by GoochSlayer69 September 3, 2018