columbus crew

the first and best team in major league soccer

“we are playing the columbus crew next week”
“might as well forfeit”

by mclaza December 1, 2020

columbus crew

the first and best team in major league soccer

“we are playing the columbus crew next week”
“might as well forfeit then”

by mclaza December 1, 2020

Columbus, Ohio

The only approximate equivalent to the deepest level of hell achieved on Earth.

Chicago man #1: "Hey bro im going to COLUMBUS, OHIO"

Chicago man #2: "you dead as hell on foe nem"

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead July 12, 2022

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Columbia

A smallish suburb located roughly halfway between Baltimore, Md and D.C. The median income, as well as the median age of residents (and cost of living) is slowly rising. Best known for its ridiculous literary street names. The example below features actual street names.

The girl from Columbia who lived on Red Keel was jealous of her friend, who lived on Mooseberger Court.

by ZGL March 3, 2005

columbian sugar

slang term used to identify drugs from columbia primarily cocaine, crack, heroine.

jason - aye mahesh did you get the columbian sugar from khem ?
mahesh - yeah he gave it to me in convient little bags so we can take the sugar where ever we want and give it to people
jason - alright man good stuff

by [e-mail] March 30, 2008

Columbine Kids

Nomads of rock subculture, usually move from scene to scene, they get the name from the way they dress and other kids saying that they'll be the ones to shoot up the school, they take pride in their name like they take pride in the combat boots, black jackets and other abnormal clothing that got them their name, they do not shoot up school, commonly associated with punks, metal heads, stoners garage and DIY kids, they are the outcast of the outcast first two columbine kids were "PissBottle" and "HeadBoard"

Yuppie 1 "how much should we spend on the booze?"
Yuppie 2 "we can some money by having one of the columbine kids steal a fifth or two"

by TANSKY September 22, 2016