Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Columbian Room

A euphemism for a place, usually a bathroom within a bar or pub, in which people recreationally use Cocaine.

Jesus, we’ve only had 2 pints. How the hell has he already visited the Columbian Room?

by XXX_Harambe_XXX October 4, 2025

Columbian Blowfish

The act of putting something round in the urethra to prevent ejaculation.

Brett had his mistress give him a columbian blowfish during their routine pegging. When she pulled out the rod, his load blew out with excessive pressure. Causing his cock to jerk back with the shear power of his load being released.

by JackieJackoff November 25, 2025

Columbian Cowtail

The act of putting party drugs under ones foreskin.

I tried the Columbian cowtail ,and now I forgot how to pee

by MaliciousBohab March 10, 2023

Columbian Dancing Dust

Synonym for cocaine.

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.

by chrisssy226 February 18, 2023

Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.

yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week

by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025