chrissy columbian

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

Columbian Cowtail

The act of putting party drugs under ones foreskin.

I tried the Columbian cowtail ,and now I forgot how to pee

by MaliciousBohab March 10, 2023

columbian facemask

When a man ejaculates on someone's face, and uses a pad to rub in the ejaculate in to the other party's face, usually with a cloth or tissue, however any soft pad would be sufficient

"This Columbian chick wanted me to cum on her face and rub it into her skin."

"That's why they call it a Columbian facemask!"

by Benjamin Moore md July 13, 2020

columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020

Columbian White

When one takes dried semen, crushes it up like cocaine and snorts it.

Man, did you see that porno where the step-mom is addicted to doing Columbian White lines from her "step don't?

by Birdie7185 February 10, 2020

Columbian Road Runner

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.

Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”

by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024