When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
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by a random person.... November 28, 2018
Get the colbreakz mug.Verb: A state or feeling of great mental distress or disorientation when, after falling asleep on the couch, you move to bed and experience an inability to fall back asleep.
Origin:
Combination of the words couch to bed and misery. (Latin)
Origin:
Combination of the words couch to bed and misery. (Latin)
I lay awake in bed for hours with the worst case of cobisery after first falling asleep watching series on the couch.
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