codflop

an ignorant person; a bastard. an annoying person, someone whose behavior resembles a drunk fish. another name for a dick head when you also want to be a smartass as well as insulting.

"You, sir, are a codflop."

by Kevin Porkchop December 9, 2008

colognely

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.

Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely

by unicorn wheelchairs November 15, 2010

cologntagious

The state of wearing so much cologne or perfume, that you leave a trail of scent behind you, which can then infect surrounding people, things with your smell.

Be careful about getting on an elevator with that guy: he's cologntagious. You'll smell like him for the rest of the day.

by Urbanity79 November 2, 2011

Collosing

A portmanteau of "losing" and "colluding." The term is used when individuals collude to win a game but manage to lose it.

I can't believe you are collosing in fantasy football after you got Adrian Peterson and Jimmy Graham for Jonathan Stewart and Billy Cundiff!

by JoeMoney January 23, 2014

Colloqluilisfuck

An alternate form of the word colloquialism that is spoken by people who are physically unable to pronounce the word colloquialism.

Guy: Hey, try saying colloquialism.
Girl: What?
Guy: Colloquialism!
Girl: ... Colloq.....colloqel... colloqluilisfuck.

by Skyraevre January 25, 2015

cofgourt

( a combo of the words coffee and yogurt): actually coffee flavored or real coffee yogurt

i just had coffee yogurt and decided, right off the cuff, to invent a new coolidiculous term cofgourt.

by Sexydimma November 20, 2016

colloquiophile

n. one who loves or appreciates slang. derivatives: colloquiophilic, colloquiophily, etc.

John is a colloquiophile?

Certainly. John has just now gone to meet his friends at the British Association of Colloquiophilic Pederasts.

by R-Bob McStruthers December 9, 2016