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tip cocky

being cocky about your dick.
John: im huge
Lisa: stop being so tip cocky asshole
by mandzer November 7, 2007
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cocky paladin

Someone that is overtly condescending and cocky about their abilities and firmly believes in their own perfection. If you aren't as good as them (and you're not) it's because you're stupid.

Others dream and reminisce of the inevitable times when the cocky paladin meets some thing or person that simply destroys him, hopefully in a very humiliating fashion and always because of their cockiness.

Used most often in reference to video gaming, but works for real world also. Cocky paladins that are also flash bastards are true hate magnets.
(When someone is being a dick)
Dude, don't be another cocky paladin.
by Jesse Winkler February 19, 2008
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cocky little shit

by jamesdanieljames November 21, 2016
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shirt cocking

Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.

"Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.
Look at that dude, he's totally shirt cocking.
by -Cylon- September 13, 2006
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Cocky

"Why would anyone not want my cock?"
"You sir, are a cocky motherfucker."
by GluttonForDeath September 20, 2012
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cocky

Jamaican or caribbean term meaning Penis.(I only know of it being used in Jamaica)
Demar says temptingly to Jodi-" Come an suck aff mih cocky head "
Yuh dun kno seh mih tight pussy ah go blistah up U cocky!
Ben ova like a soiljah, cock up pussyhigh like worldtrade centa rooftap. Teck buddy gyal, teck buddy gyal, teck buddy gyal till me pap, mih nuh dun we ah staat fram tap!
Bail on my buddy gyal like is a bus weh ah drive aff, look pan cocky. Imagine a cliff an dive aff, nuh haffi ask! pussy split innah five half. Seh she wanh bruck my buddy like a bacckle of smirnoff, seven backshot meck dih whole ah har pussy hair burn aff.( Vybz Kartel)
by Shawniee October 17, 2006
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jolly cocking

A sexual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately Christmas. When you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. When he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered dick with a candy cane until the soot comes off. You continue to beat the obese man ensnared in your chimney, as you also start a fire underneath of him. When his fat, flabby cock is fully erected, break it. Bend his broken boner down, and as he ejaculates, and bleeds uncontrollaby, have him fart. The methane will ignite because of the fire, and will create a jet of flame propelling him straight out of your chimney as his pink discharge seeping from his penis provides lube on the inside walls of the chiminy for his fat legs to pass through. As you see him soar like an eagle over your house, yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL, A GOODNIGHT!"
"hey man, guess what i did last weekend. I kidnapped the mall santa, and gave him a good jolly cocking."
by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008
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