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riley cootes

a smart person, he looks good, people love him and he is fast and good looking
Riley cootes is awesome
by Riley Gillan February 15, 2018
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hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.
Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Niko Cortes

A wanna be soccerplayer who thinks hes blonde and thinks his exgirlfriend alexandra still wants him. he is straightfowardly gay and really ugly.
wow donald trump is such a NIKO CORTES.
by thedictionarist January 30, 2019
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Unpopularity contest

If there are people desperate to be the most popular, shouldn't there be some people desperate to be the most unpopular?
He/she says its not an unpopularity contest one minute, then admits it was a contest all along when he/she wins the unpopularity contest.
by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019
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Range Contest

Where two gay guys see how far they can stand apart and still be able to piss in each other’s mouths
Tim: Lets watch some Range Contest
Robert: Sure I made one last week!
by PackRat515 October 28, 2019
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Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)
by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021
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Candy coated turd

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd
by BroCraftLOL March 24, 2023
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