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Benedict Cumberbeyoncé

When Benedict Cumberbatch transformed himself from celebrated actor into the pop-diva Beyoncé by performing her "Crazy In Love" walk on The Graham Norton Show, he became the penultimate performer -- Benedict Cumberbeyoncé.
Jay-Z: "Did you see Benedict Cumberbeyoncé's performance the other night?"
Me: "You bet...I wouldn't have missed that for anything...I guess you could say I was crazy in love with it"
Jay-Z: "Who wasn't, it was definitely better than Beyoncé's original performance"
by PebGC October 25, 2014
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Benedict Cumberbatch

The man that has millions of women chasing after him, and millions of men wanting to be him. Noted for his amazing acting skills and his cheekbones.
I could cut myself slapping those cheekbones - Irene Adler referring to Sherlock who is played by Benedict Cumberbatch
by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015
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Cumberbatched

To own or pwn someone so completely, it is ridiculous for anyone else to even try to win to the same magnitude!

From the actor Benedict Cumberbatch from the British tv show 'Sherlock'
by UkuleleShish December 26, 2010
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Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

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by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011
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CumBerry CupCakes

When out of anger or love you ejaculate into cupcake batter then you serve it to an enemy or a lover
I swear to god I will serve you a platter of CumBerry Cupcakes
by DADDY CUMDROP June 8, 2017
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cumberspoof

Wow, he hooked up with a guy, what a cumberspoof!
by resort November 29, 2017
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Cumberg

When ejaculating in a bathtub, jizz will float together and look like an iceberg.
Except made of cum.
by TitanicSinker August 23, 2019
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