Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Harry Clotter

When you intentionally bust that goo in her head and give her a noogie.

bro she was so rude last night at the party so I gave her a Harry clotter in the back seat.

by hornyorphan September 11, 2018

Clittie Litter

The debris found in and around the vagina when she hasn't been wiping properly. (bits of toilet paper)

"I was going to go down on her, but bitch had mad clittie litter."

by clittielitter May 17, 2013

Clatter Valve

Clatter valve is a north east slang for a women's private parts (the foof)

She got it right in the clatter valve last night.

by Robbie Weir fan club September 8, 2014

clittyache

When a woman's clit is so sensitive it hurts.

My wife complained she had a clittyache and wouldn't let me touch her.

by Guiggs June 6, 2016

clittielitter

The sand that gets caught along the inside and outside of a womans labia on Wreck Beach BC.

Like a cat jumping out of litterbox... debri flinging from paws.. Ladies still be all up in that pussy with a broom tryin to sweep Wreck Beach clittielitter out 6 days later.

-RD 2011

by stillhours October 3, 2016

clatterfart

A person who talks a lot.
Synonym for a chatterbox.

Your such a clatterfart will you ever shut up!

by I made you Bro November 20, 2016