Cunt cleanser

A regular make hookup (fuck buddy) that "cleanses" the vagina of random hookups and one night stands.

I need my cunt cleanser to wash away last night's hookup.

by Shaunasweets July 5, 2016

The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner

A girl gives a guy a mouthski(blow job) whilst having the candy, pop rocks, in her mouth.

The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner is BO$$

by Hugh__Jass January 30, 2010

New Orleans Street Cleaner

Verb-
The Process of one female fellating a standing male whilst another female is positioned below sed male's asshole and receiving a colon cleansing shit on her forehead.

1. Last night I gave your mother a New Orleans Street Cleaner with your sister.

2. "Hey guy's, I just took a stool softener. Go grab those two bitches from last night so I can get a New Orleans Street Cleaner."

by willy b. bumper January 10, 2012

Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.

Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!

by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015

ceaser salad

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.

My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.

by Roshan Optimus Prime February 23, 2006

Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011