When arguing online with a complete stranger, defending a meme and getting sexual pleasure from the recipient.
by Mr.Wrestling mark April 9, 2021
Get the Clarking mug.by Flutey [[Trumpet hater]] June 11, 2008
Get the Clarinet mug.Codename for a black man's penis. Also a feeble insignificant instrument that is useless on it's own, and needs 50,000 other clarinets playing with it to be heard over a trombone. Loudest volume: messopiano, if they try really hard. Have no real use in anything but concert band, and are only put in marching bands in school because the directors feel sorry for them. Ever notice how there are no woodwinds in professional marching bands? Play melody 99% of the time because the writers don't know what else to do with them.
by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007
Get the clarinet mug.the stupidest instrument ever created. it sounds like a dying duck. the world would be benefited if it would disappear. a band/orchestra would have to be extremely good to drown out the disguisting clarinet noise.
trumpeteer: hey do u play an instrument
clarinetist/stupid person: yea clarinet
trumpeteer: then im not talking to u. ur not worthy.
clarinetist/stupid person: yea clarinet
trumpeteer: then im not talking to u. ur not worthy.
by trumpeteer March 28, 2009
Get the clarinet mug.THE WORST INSTRUMENT MADE BY POOPY PEOPLE AND IT STANDS FOR CRAPPYCACA LACKING AIRY RUNTY IDIOTS NOOBS EXTRA TRUCKERS
POOP IS A CLARINET
by DisaPukaPow October 24, 2019
Get the Clarinet mug.When a partner perpetually asks their partner for consent after every kiss/sexual action within one series of actions, to the point that it annoys the other partner. Refers to Clay in the Netflix Drama 13 Reasons Why, who does this exact thing in a poor attempt to explain consent to the show’s audience.
Guy: “Is this okay? >smooch< is this okay? >smooch< Is this okay?...
Girl: Jesus Christ, stop Claying me!
Girl: Jesus Christ, stop Claying me!
by FnaticFlyer69i June 4, 2020
Get the Claying mug.a Filipino expression or an excuse used when the person you're talking to doesn't appear to agree with any single thing you said
Husband: Honey, don't you think you need a vacation? because our ears need vacation from your constant yelling
Wife: seriously?
Husband: charing!
Wife: seriously?
Husband: charing!
by Juanganda October 19, 2017
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