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Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.
I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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chop cigar

A phat dank cigar, referencing chop, a cigar stuffed with weed and tobacco.
I’m a pot star, smoking on chop cigars.” -Mazi
by BeaminQuick June 17, 2020
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Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022
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Colorado Cigar

A Blunt with 2 grams or more of Colorado's finest Chronic.
Nothing better on a fine Colorado day then a Colorado Cigar
by RockyMountanFreedom June 15, 2013
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Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
Oh yea, let’s rip it”
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
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cigar tucks

It simply means your ability to roll a blunt.
Tyrone: Yo Marcus i got a swisher lets roll a blunt.
Marcus: Aight fasho, i gotta roll it cuz i got cigar tucks.
by Jimmy Jimsonson September 11, 2013
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Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019
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