cigared

That moment when you fuck a midget in the bum

Yo that midget got cigared- ass raped

by Lovisa Snygg September 23, 2017

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

Cigar Job

The act of sounding with a cigar.

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"

by asmrrfy September 24, 2023

Greek Cigar

This is when you bring a cougar into your room and start fooling around. Lots of making out only to find out she just got done blowing your big dick Greek friend a half hour earlier.

Bobby had a blast making out and groping that cougar last night. Sadly he found out today that she blew Jimmy right before that thus giving him the Greek cigar.

by Mattyrugby March 01, 2024

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 09, 2024

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 12, 2022

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015