chuck norris

A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...

-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God

Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?

by Jordan IV of the dark warrior of the northern seas of all hate and evil August 2, 2006

Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary can't define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.

Chuck Norris killed two stones with only one bird.

by Noam The CS Teacher November 15, 2017

chuck norris

Justin Bieber's hero, also known as the person who can roundhouse kick anyone in the face if they don't support Biebs.

RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS MOMENT: Chuck Norris doesn't buy My World because he already has a world of his own.. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't..

by BeliebersAreAmazing April 3, 2010

chuck schuldiner

Legendary guitarist of the metal band Death. One of the pioneers of extreme metal.

Chuck passed away in 2001. RIP

by matt March 17, 2005

Chuck Mangione

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.

CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.

by Jimbo February 13, 2005

Chuck Schuldiner

Legendary virtuoso/guitarist from the band Death and Control Denied. He innovated many things in metal, and guitar. He was lightyears ahead of his time, he was such a huge inspiration to everyone that respected amazing music and his death was the greatest blow the metal community has ever recieved.

1967 - 2001 RIP

Guy in Heaven: Whoa is that Chuck Schuldiner?
Angel: Yes.
Guy In Heaven: Hey Chuck!
Chuck Schuldiner: Plays wicked lead.

by Loki25 December 28, 2005

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005