Scott-chop

The act of karate chopping an annoying kid in the adam's apple.

If this kid doesn't shut up, I'm gonna Scott-chop him so hard he won't be able to breathe right for a week.

by scott-chop414 March 27, 2009

First Chapter Syndrome

A common disease amongst fanfiction writers, affects your ability to write a fic beyond the first chapter. The writer is never satisfied with the first chapter of his/her fic and thus can not finish said fic.

Due to Mary-Sue's first chapter syndrome, she was not able to finish the fanfic she was writing in time for the contest deadline.

by TheBlanketMonster January 5, 2010

AoT chapter 138

One of the most depressing chapters of the most depressing manga ever. Everyone cried after reading this and thinks Ymir smiling in the end is sus. You use this word when you're really sad that you can't even fell anything.

- Why didn't you cry during Titanic?
- I can't feel sadness anymore after AoT chapter 138 :,(

by oi oi oi mate mate March 9, 2021

Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.

Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!

by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017

Chont

A dialectal colloquial term for the derrogatory slang word 'cunt', generally used in an offensive manner by the musical youth of Guernsey

"Fuck off you packish chont"

by Chont master C July 18, 2005

chapter 13

The chapter of the Book of Sex written years during a campout of adolescent girls that references "Kinky Sex Toys."

Cait: "lololol jen what dildo should we buy?"
Jen: "roflmao lets check chapter 13"

by d jizzle my nizzle June 3, 2007

Dirty Lamb Chop

The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.

Man I would really like to get a blow job tonight but it looks like i'll have to settle for a Dirty Lamb Chop.

Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.

by Blueshirtmafia-C&C December 2, 2009