body choad

a verry short and fat or short and built person

A: dude! that guys a body choad!

b: yeah man he's so short and fat!

by jesusshaves January 9, 2008

california choad

1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes

Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.

I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.

by cash_money$$$ September 3, 2021

A Roofie of Chads

A group of popular, overly confident, sexually active and predatory young white CIS males who seem like they would roofie a girl’s drink at a bar.

A Roofie of Chads came into the bar and all of the women covered their drinks and wouldn’t go near them.

by Rubyredjess July 13, 2021

choad

a short fat cock
a neek

hey daniel mcchoad
dan m is a choad
dan m has a choad
dan m has a short fat cock aka choad

by naked old man September 25, 2006

Choadette

A female that is as tall as wide.

The 2 CHOADETTES were fighting over a skinny white boy on the Jerry Springer Show the other day.

by LovingSkull November 3, 2005

choats

Clothing worn from the waist to the top of the knee, or half of a pair of painsh

"I got my nutz in deez choats."

by Chityacho October 16, 2008

choad

a dick wider then its length

i do not like people who have a choad

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016