Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

Noice child

Congratulating your adopted child

Noice child You’ve worked really hard on that

by Brandon Marshall March 24, 2021

banjo child

Another version of the popular racist term 'cracker', describes a person and or persons with the intelligence of sloth and the increased tendency of fucking ones sister.

Jim is such a banjo child, his truck is always covered in mud and his sisters panties hang from the rear view mirror!

by Mickey Terf December 1, 2016

Childe Mains

People who are either hot, gay, and makes genshin coops into Grindr

I’m childe mains

by fruity alcoholic October 15, 2021

Child Support

A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?

It's a societal abuse of divorced men.

Child support needs to be abolished. It's abused more than it's properly used.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

monoxide child

1/2 of twiztid. happens to be an ULTRA chain smoker, hence his name.

i wanna fuckonthefirstdate with Monoxide.

by ninja September 18, 2003

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011