Boner Champ

The champion. The greatest. The one.

"I am the Boner Champ." - Bill R.

by Billcheese1 February 1, 2010

Champagne Idealist

An artist or actor who always use the same crap about peace, love, ecology etc.in songs or movies to make conscience, but doesn't practices what he preaches. He has a rich lifestyle, divorced many times, and consumes products and services without thinking in global warming like everyone else.

I'm sick of people who thinks John Lennon is an inspiration, he got rich selling records like every artist and had a shit personal life. He was just a Champagne Idealist who brainwashed the people with the "peace and love I'll save the world" shit.

by Alan HerIb September 8, 2007

casper

what you call someone to make fun of their whiteness (started with Casper, the friendly ghost).

"Fo shizzle my nizzle, what's izzup in da hizzle? Let's hit up club one-twizzle and show doze bizzles how to sizzuck a dizzle, fo sheezy..."
"Shut up, casper. Go back to your big brick house in the suburbs and have your wine and cheese."

by Nick D April 15, 2003

Caspar

A god clothed in human skin. Anyone named Caspar will pillage your village and rape your wife.

Oh, I want to fuck Caspar.

by Tastymanapua June 9, 2018

champagne brain

the crazy, severe hangover you get the morning after ballin out of control and consuming copious amounts of champagne.
The very painful, main symptom that occurs whilst experiencing a champagne brain is the unmistakable feeling that the bubbles from the drink are eating your brain alive.

After Michelle finished having it rain on her, Diddy bought her 5 bottles of Cristal. Too bad they both woke up with champagne brain.

by saschakhan June 19, 2008

champagne-shit

v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.

Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"

Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."

by BananaChem August 21, 2010

Champagning

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.

"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."

by waitwut December 5, 2014