caffangry

Anger associated with the lack of caffeine.

I was caffangry this morning with my son before I realized that I hadn't had my coffee yet.

by MJohns July 15, 2018

Chafede

An absolute shithead, likes to try and steal your customers and is an utter man-made catastrophe.

You think I dont notice what you're up to? You filthy chafede, I caught you!

I was walking up the creek this-morning and I saw some absolute monger sitting near the stream pumping hotties, nek minut hes choking on the smoke, what a bloody chafede !

Hey there, Mitch, you fucking chafede.

by Chafede Inventer.com May 12, 2019

Chafaduck

A fake duck used when you can't cuss

Oh chafaduck my nugget fell.

by Chafaduck 69 March 6, 2020

Caff-head

Similar to a Pot-head except one is addicted to gets high off of caffeine.

Joe drinks so much Coke, so often, He's a total Caff-head.

by Fitzy Marlote June 14, 2021

caffeine refractory

In state in which you are so tired, no amount of caffeine consumption has any effect on you.

Sydney: “Dude, I’m so freaking tired I’ve had like 6 cups of coffee and it’s done absolutely nothing, except I’m all jittery.”

Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”

by Scout was fat. July 18, 2021

Chaf

A person who claims to be a chad, but is in reality a toxic and overconfident loser.

Bob: You think Super Mario Bros 2 is the best Nintendo game ever. I don't. I'm objectively superior to you.
Liam: Shut up, Bob. You fucking chaf.

by sirkeysemiro May 9, 2022

G'chafed

When your gchat fucks around and it makes you all angry and itchy.

Example 1)

Lucy "I'm so fucking G'chafed today!"
Sarah "Crabs?"
Lucy "Whut? No!!! Gchat is fucked again!"

Example 2) "Quit G'chafing me!"

by catonspeed May 6, 2010