Celliban

An employee that terrorizes you by blowing up your cell phone during all hours of the day, usually with ridiculous questions. He or she is said to be part of this group.

Damn Brett, Barbara has called me 7 times today! She must be part of the Celliban.

by Kurt Lazarus October 17, 2008

Grass Ceiling

When you've smoked so much weed that no matter how much more you smoke, you cannot get any higher.

I smoked so much weed today, I've reached the grass ceiling!

by Goo5e June 18, 2018

Fort Collins

The most wonderful town in Colorado where the beer flows like wine. Commonly referred to as: Fort Fun, The Fort, and Fo Co.

Fo Co po po fo' sho!

by B1 December 3, 2003

ceiling

What you say when somebody asks you "what's up" in a room. Usually said to piss someone off.

"Hey man, what's up"

"ceiling."

"WTF? you suck shit man!"

by BLEHMAN223 May 19, 2010

cellicide

When you accidentally drop your cell phone in the toilet or sink, thereby causing its demise.

Why haven't you been answering your phone, dude?

Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.

by markvw59 March 27, 2010

ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011

celinex

(of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).

celinex likes to moan

by s_altyclappedyou October 10, 2020