Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.

Bob: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Kevin: Yeah, I heard Karen got Dirty Caesared.

by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021

Everyone Cares!

The slogan for a protest to spread the love. Love is required for life! 💖💘💝

Stranger: Nobody cares.
Me: *SMACKS THE STRANGER IN THE MOUTH SO HARD THAT SHE RESETS HER MIND* EVERYONE CARES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Ok, I will care. I love you!

by GameHackGirl May 19, 2021

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

Tetris Caress

When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole

Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris

I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed

by Zoz86 October 21, 2023

Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.

All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."

by tastercakes July 3, 2011

cakes

a nice ass, perfectly plump

damn, kelsey has massive cakes!

by k mizzle for izzle January 13, 2005

waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.

The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.

by BirdaLooch December 25, 2007