Captain Coupon

A friend/Acquaintance who frequently uses coupons to pay for items.

Henry: Lets go to McDonalds, I've got a voucher

Dave: Alright Captain Coupon!

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

Captain Adventure

An awesome man who stands near creeks hoping to catch many fish. A two-fisted humdinger and a regular old go-to-heck. He's a genuine supraman, composed of twisted blue steel and sex appeal.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's Captain Adventure!

by Ramblin Shmoopy January 12, 2011

Captain Fwiffo

A green alien with a tendency to get frightened at the drop of a pencil.

Hunam 1: Did you see Captain Fwiffo ride that roller coaster? What a baby!
Hunam 2: I know right!

by 541l0rl34f March 1, 2018

captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.

Hold the Captain's Butter please.

by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017

Captain Winters

A character in the video game Payday 2. A Special Unit of Police Officer, and comes into an area occupied by the PAYDAY gang, hell-bent on taking them down, and always assaults with his buddies. But, he ends up being a vulnerable turtle that just sits in one part of the map very susceptible to explosives and fire. When he arrives, an officer will scream out to everyone in a five block radius that's he's here.

Officer: The Captain is here! He's here to take over the operation!
Officer: It's the Captain!
Player: Oh, Captain Winters is here. Time for an endless assault wave until he is dead

by Dennis420Blazeit August 15, 2017

lane captain

The douchebag holding up traffic by driving under the speed limit - applies to any lane.

I wish this lane captain would get the f*ck outta my way.

by pipercat99 December 27, 2007

Captain Bettypants

Someone who likes to gamble alot.

Dockers at $4.20, what do you think of that Captain Bettypants?

by Medhurst June 28, 2006