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A name for a person who contributes or produces too much sperm from gooning to femboys
by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025
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When a simp tries to defend a female behaving badly.
She was getting arrested for drunk & disorderly and kicked a cop, but here comes Captain Saveaho to try and defend her.
by Testoclese February 16, 2026
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When you masturbate after handling hot peppers or other spicy foods, and burn your junk.

This can either be done by accident or on purpose.

(The name is derived from "Capsaicin", the active ingredient in peppers).
After making my extra-spicy salsa last night, I accidentally gave myself a Captain Saicin while jornkin' mah peantis.
by PyroDergn April 15, 2026
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I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.
Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,
Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.
Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.
Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
by Big Fizz October 7, 2009
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