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When you masturbate after handling hot peppers or other spicy foods, and burn your junk.
This can either be done by accident or on purpose.
(The name is derived from "Capsaicin", the active ingredient in peppers).
This can either be done by accident or on purpose.
(The name is derived from "Capsaicin", the active ingredient in peppers).
After making my extra-spicy salsa last night, I accidentally gave myself a Captain Saicin while jornkin' mah peantis.
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Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
Get the Captain Scratch Balls mug.A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.
Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
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