casper milktoast

A wimp of a man, who won't stand up to his wife.

She is so controlling, but thank God, she is married to a Casper Milktoast, who only says , "Yes, Dear. Anything you say, Dear."

by Jibbie July 10, 2003

Campers

Illness often experienced by people who refer to themselves as camp counselors.

Symptoms Include:

-feelings of constantly being followed around by groups of children

-sleep deprivation

-hearing simple, repetitive questions such as, "What are we doing next?" and "When's pool time?"

-finding minor lapses in personal hygiene completely acceptable

-need to make up code words to use in place of inappropriate words and phrases

-fire addiction

-frequent yelling

-bouts of complete insanity

-darkening of exposed areas of skin

Campers is most prevalent in the summer and often goes into multiple, brief periods of remission (often after week-long periods of symptoms) before finally going away.

I can't, I have campers.

by The_Hawk July 31, 2009

Casper

Casper is Typically a boys name. Casper's Are the most resourceful people around. They are excellent gamers and are amazing with coding, computers and robotics. Some Casper's are A-romantic and A-sexual.

Casper is amazing

by Invincible Nightmare November 6, 2017

camper

Used by very sad and lonely people in online computer games such as MOH. The term used for anyone who should dare to shoot anyone else who belongs to a 'clan'. Whatever you do... if you should happen to be walking upto a door and it opens from the other side.... DO NOT shoot the person coming through... you will be called a camper! No matter how 'lucky' you were, you are a camper! Under no circumstances attempt to plead your innocence, the 'clan' members will gang up on you and get you kicked! You can't win.

To avoid being a 'camper', run around like a headless chicken waiting to be shot by an experienced 'clan' gamer.... who will then call you a n00b!

you god damm camper fag

by n00b_man! July 15, 2004

cricket caper

a sexual experience with an hot chick "cricket" that is not your wife or girlfriend. usualy a whore, stripper, or just a chick at the club

"we're goin out clubin tonight, im lookin for a cricket caper for the night"

by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 15, 2007

Calvert county

A county in Southen Maryland
South of Anne Arundel County.
Most likely where they coined the phrase "It's a small world"

You can't go ANYWHERE without seeing somebody you know, and not because it doesn't have a lot of people, there just aren't many places to go.
(You can even go to Busch Gardens Williamsburg and see people.)

A place where there are only 3 degrees of seperation between people.
And where it is common to be related to someone on both sides of your family.

Usually referred to as "Culvert Coutayy"

Guy one: Yo That dude from Calvert County is cool like pie!
Guy from Calvert County: Dude, It's Culvert county. and y'all should use cool like pie.
Another guy from calvert county: Yo! Mike! Hey!

by ram a lama ding dong September 9, 2007

camper's ass

Describes the state of having a moist, sticky, sweaty buttocks especially crack area. May also refer to the skin irritation or rash that accompanies sitting in wet clothes for an extanded period of time. The origen of the word can be traced to the hot summer days that you suffered with wet shorts through the remaining hours of summer day camp after breaking a sweat during a competitive game of tag or a dip under the sprinkler.

God, its so hot out that I am getting camper's ass just by sitting here!

by subdude October 7, 2004