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golden calculator

allowing one to touch inapropriate body parts; being touched
BRENT:whoa i cant believe yesterday i was a prude
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky
by ohhhhhdang January 20, 2011
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calcugasum

When a calculus professor is so over come by the pure extasy of her subject, the professor has a calcugasm. Such moments are defined at times by:
1) jumping
2)saying questions are easy when they are not
3)frantic writing including poor grammar, left out words and letters followed by (when having finnished the proof) answering all questions yes
4)Taking the derivative of the inverse square of life with respect to death times the square of -1 as t approaches (1 - your last mark) > 0 such that the function is continuous and still managing to come up with 42.
5) The proof invents the souplemont (Suplement) which includes numerous axioms which ask you to prove that 1>0 using the fact that 1 doesn't equal 0. She then produces such a proof and then falls to her knees and asks the nearist wonk to turn out the lights.
6) The limit as prof approaches calcugasm = souplementary axioms.

If your notice such symptoms please contact your nearest english textbook, (or dictionary if need be) and begin reading, if physical spasms do not subside in either the professor or in your classmates, contact the nearest hospital imediatly.
My calculus prof just had a calcugasm so now my mark is the limit of x has x aproaches 0.
by BurntToast October 12, 2004
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Form of math derived by Isaac Newton consisting mainly of derivatives and integrals. Allows one to get the slope of the tangent line of a curve or the area under the curve, respectively. Extremely useful in almost all areas of science. Newton wrote it in two weeks, and often takes us about a year to learn.

From calculus, we know that the derivative of position is velocity, and the velocity is acceleration. A third derivative, the jerk (what you feel when a car suddenly stops), can be found, but is not seen as often. These relationships are crucial to the physical sciences.
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calcanis

A last name of the ultimate greek family. Descendant of the actual spartans from Sparta, Greece. Also greek for ankle bone.
look its calcanis... hes a spartan.
by Josh Calcanis March 7, 2008
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calculator

A digital balance or scale. See Skizzie.
I got to elbows here, so bring the calculator.
by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004
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Calculus

1. Math invented by Sir Isaac Newton in the 17th century. Involves calculating "limits", numbers that are normally unable to be calculated except through differentiation.

2. The mathematics of Limits and Derivatives.

3. A freakin' impossible math class. Calculus AB is too hard, BC is impossible.
"I hate Newton, he should shove Calculus up his ass, the wanker"
by Jordon December 10, 2003
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calachuchi

awesome, cute, pretty, gorgeous and hot!
my gosh those shoes are so calachuchi...

that guy sure is calachuchi..
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