Cactus Vagina

A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.

Brianna, you're suck a cactus vagina!

by Robert Mozeltov May 29, 2010

Arizona Cactus Prickle

The act of using your chin to masturbate a girl. There must be a beard or a few days growth to properly perform this act.

Guy 1: So my girlfriend is pissed at me today.

Guy 2: Why? What happened?

Guy 1: Well, last night I was going down on her and she kept saying she couldn't really feel it all that well. So I gave her the old Arizona Cactus Prickle and she hasn't spoke to me since!!

Guy 2: HaHa!!! Damn!!!

by ASP Drunk July 31, 2009

caius

a Romanian sex-pot.

that Caius, he's such a Romanian sex-pot.

by Spencer January 3, 2004

cactus emoji

Emoji used to "Flip the bird" or use you middle finger. Often used to joke around, but it is rarely used seriously.

1. (Not serious) I totally should've won that game of Team Deathmatch, 🌵🌵🌵 *insert cactus emoji here*

2. (Serious) You didn't go to my party to be with your girlfriend? 🌵 *insert cactus emoji here* you, dude.

by Blessed Empire March 9, 2014

cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.

Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.

by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009

cactus

a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003

Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

by josh1991 November 27, 2006