Cuntoids

A cunt who has been in especially cunty mode, like a bodybuilder on steroids.

Mooby, you've been a cunt all your life...but lately it seems that you have been on cuntoids!

by G-Unit-Actual January 3, 2017

Cuntopia

A happy place with soft blankets, fuzzy stuffed animals, and lots of booze. No boys are allowed. It is a place that girls go to when they are sick of guy's shit and need a refuge.

Hey Val, I think it's time to go to Cuntopia. Dudes are pissing me off.

by Saucy Bearnaise September 19, 2009

cuntocks

the flap of skin between the cunt(pussy)and buttocks

Kick him in the cuntocks implies that the person is already devoide of bollocks thus should not feel the inpending blow

by A.P. May 2, 2006

cuntox

Cuntox is a derogatory term whose etymology is a blend of cunt and the name of the commercial cleaning solution Dettox. Its usage originates in London.

Lucinda's an effing cuntox!

by Tom Marshall June 3, 2004

cunto

Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.

she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

cuntoballs

A combinatiuon of balls and cunt. A term you could use to describe a friend who is pissing you off.

Listen Cuntoballs, hurry the fuck up and lets scran the chinky before that faggot gets back from his travels.

by GaryInEdinburgh June 13, 2007

Cupboard Troll

A person who cannot stop snacking, is always in the cupboards or fridge. Eats everything and anything.

John-You have no food in your kitchen
Matt-Sorry my brother is a cupboard troll and ate it all!

by Hacker8365932826 March 21, 2011