COVID-cuffed

When you realize who you can be close to during covid-19 social distancing and decide to date because it's convenient and they are already a contact.

When she realized she was stuck with her roommate during the pandemic, she covid-cuffed out boredom and realized he was amazing in bed. The pandemic can have happy unexpected outcomes.

by FiestyItalianGal March 28, 2020

cuffed and stuffed

To be arrested by being handcuffed and placed rudely into a police car.

Ben: "What happened to Steve last night?
Gil: "Steve was caught with some blow on him, and he was cuffed and stuffed. He's getting out on bail later today."

by Christopher Graham February 24, 2006

cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

Cuffing

Asking a girl to be yours.

I'm definitely cuffing this girl this summer

by setth May 15, 2018

Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.

"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"

by TBONENYC March 25, 2010

Cuffty

Someone who is highly un-highgenic, someone who wears scruffy clothes.

"I hate Emily!"
"I know.. she's such a cuffty!"

by beccaamorrriss March 30, 2009

cuffbert

an odd lizard shaped piece of cheese in the kitchen of Don Ricardo

"AHHH! There is a cuffbert in the kitchen."

by lordcuthcuffbert May 22, 2018