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cat's cradle

The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.
Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle.
by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020
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cradle of filth

Marilyn Manson with double-bass.
That explains them.
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Cradle

Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.
by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005
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ctran

verb: to ctran something is to be stingy, cheap ass, or shady with money.

Adjective: For something to be a ctran is someone or something that is shady or stingy with money.
A group of friends go out to get drinks and celebrate a special occassion. Some asshole orders expensive drinks and when the bill comes says something like, "oops, i forgot my wallet."

CTRAN

Another example:

You plan a dinner with your friends and some guy orders a bunch of shit and leaves early, not paying for tip or covers his entire bill....you have no just been ctranned.
by Ctran247 July 9, 2011
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crady

One who is old and unable.
Hey, look she's so old and crady, is her name Cindy?
Look, Crady has a michelob. She's way too old for that!
Crady doesn't even know who she is!
by MikeMmImIK August 17, 2017
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ukrainian love cradle

A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.
Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.

Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.

Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
by slimjoe123 December 24, 2009
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robbing the cradle

Mission in Thief 3.

Scariest mission in a game. Ever.
I could only play Robbing The Cradle for 5 minutes last night because it was too creepy.
by TGKF September 22, 2004
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