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All men are created equal

a quote from Thomas Jefferson. The quote's meaning is that all people would have the same right with other people

of course, if your the average UD user, this would mean something sexual
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
by Sebby294 April 18, 2021
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Creametiquette

Finishing all the cream at the coffee stand and not giving the empty pot back to the barrista to re-fill.
The guy before me displayed a lack of creametiquette when he finished the half-n-half and did not take the pot back for a re-fill. What a jerk.
by yeghazeh October 8, 2009
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Creased jordans

When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
by Gilliams May 23, 2022
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california creamer

When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream
Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!
by steven dutch man November 14, 2011
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Floppy Creamer

When A man is about to have sex with his partner and he covers the tip of his penis in whipped cream before inserting his penis into her vagina.
"Dude, I just gave my Girlfriend the most amazing Floppy Creamer EVER!"
by Mat123234345456567678789890 November 16, 2011
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belgian creamer

When you're having aggressive intercourse with your partner and you stick your penis in their ear and they scream "I would like extra cream please!" And after you ejaculate in their ear punch them in the head until it comes out of the other ear
Oh man, my wife wants to try a Belgian creamer! WTF is wrong with her?!
by Pissmonkeyz May 24, 2016
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shake the creamer

-Sup bro, what are your plans for the day?
-Not much, imma shake the creamer and maybe take a shower later.
by crumble20 November 12, 2013
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