cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.

Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

cream slice

The female genitalia. Usually one of a gorgeous girl.

Her cream slice was delicious, juicy and tender

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

Cream Filled

While a women preforms a deep throat, you jizz, making sure you empty out.

Mary almost gagged when I cream filled her last night.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

cream eggs

Chocolate covered cream in the shape of an egg.

Eggzample: Cadburys cream eggs.

by Skellyscribbles April 29, 2006

cream-my-pantsarific

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.

Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!

by A person May 23, 2006

Cream Recycling

When a (more than likely) gay male ejaculates into the hand of another (probably) gay male who then masterbates using the semen of the other individual. This can be repeated multiple times causing one gigantically sticky situation.

HEY! You guys wanna head into the closet and try cream recycling? I'll go first!

by Manifest Man June 13, 2011

Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.

Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.

by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013