CPM

Cost per thousand. M=1000 in Roman numerals. Generally used to quote advertising prices on the internet on how many ad impressions you can buy for a certain amount of money.

The CPM on Yahoo is a hell of a lot more than you can afford!

by SynthBaron November 26, 2003

C.P.W

means 'Crafty Pocket Wank'
when a dodgy looking man is in a teenage girls trampolining lesson with his hands in his pockets.... CPW

'hey look at that guy with his hands in his pockets...'
'C.P.W?'
'prolly'

by =virus.exe= November 15, 2004

Cpt. MacMillan

One of the coolest snipers on any game, could possibly shoot an enemy in the head at 1,000 yards, also has one of the best scottish accents on a game, despite being a crack-shot with a sniper, it's Price who "assasinates" Zahkaev (he blows off his arm)

"Too much radiation, we'll havta go arown"-Cpt. MacMillan

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall October 18, 2009

CPR

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.

Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)

by negoro February 13, 2005

CPPS

A CPPS is a Club Penguin Private Server. These servers are run by adults, the oldest being in his 40’s. They have a user base of very young children and teens. Most of these servers are run by pedophiles some of these pedophiles are D0pe, Cyberwolf and Gator. The longest running CPPS, 'CPPS.me' has the most pedophiles and should be avoided.

Don't go on a CPPS it has pedophiles.

by PenguinPolice May 27, 2018

CPI

The Cost Per Insertion, referring to the price required in order to complete intercourse with someone of the opposite sex. Normally worked out by adding overheads such as meals, cinema tickets, travel etc. then dividing by the number of times one has had sex with that person. A low CPI obviously denotes a slut while a high one denotes a high maintenance girlfriend or expensive hooker.

Dave: What you're girlfriend like?
Sam: Well she's certainly no cheap slut, with a CPI of 120 quid I may as well get a hooker.
Dave: Yeah, my bird's much better, CPI of 20 and I get to take her up the shitpipe.

by Ball Bag April 9, 2006

CPfN

Crazy Passing for Normal

An idea or person that is being promoted as the norm when said idea or person is really extreme, radical and crazy in a seriously misleading and destructive way.

Tom: Did you hear that politician's speech last night?
Dick: CPFN

Hitler before WWII was CPFN

by milwaukee.madness August 11, 2010