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Count steek

Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.

You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest

Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others

This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult

person: 'You're a fucking count'

person: 'Shut up you steek'

person: Look at that steeky count

person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '

person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
by Countsteek June 21, 2018
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Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
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Count Slay

1: Kim Dracula.

2: Another fan made name for Kim Dracula because they constantly slay.
Kim is always slaying so they're new name is Count Slay.
by LXXLoveRoulette August 3, 2023
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Count 43

Count 43 (a.k.a. C43, Count 42 or C42) is a gang, typically with 43 members who use cricket/baseball bats or drivers to kill people.
1: "Hey dawg, wanna start a Count 43?"
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849
by Ku Klux Klonoa May 30, 2023
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Counting Cobbles

To stroll around, with no real aim or end goal.
1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.

Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.
by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019
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notch count

The number of sexual partners one has been with, especially regarding a man (hence the notch = pussy).
Brad: "Bro I'm twenty and I've already slept with three different bitches."

Chad: "Yo that's nothing I had a 20 notch count by the time I was 16!"
by Old for my age November 13, 2022
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redwood count

number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale
Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count
by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004
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