cortina contigo

phrase popularize by the popular radio show "the luis jimenez show" meaning; boring,bullshit, liar or just when you are tired of hearing somebody

hey that gold chain is fake cortina contigo

by pavlo July 4, 2008

control alt delete

How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.

O my goodess, this program is frozen, I need to press control alt delete.

by Ms. Yaweh May 9, 2006

pissing contest

1. A competition in urinating, most likely to see who is able to urinate the farthest or for longest time. Mostly done between males, although I'm not ruling out the female possibility.

2. An argument where each participant is merely attempting to out-do the other one, not for the sake of the truth coming out, but simply to win. (see pure heavy metal fans of any type of metal, the most uppity in the world.)

3. Two or more parties simply attempting to out-do one another, not for the sake of truly believing in their cause, but just to win in order to gain some kind of power, honour, or reward of some kind. (see politics, particularly Australian politics; see also university philosophy students if there is such a definition)


For good examples of #2 and #3, try Linkin Park, Metallica, Blink 182, George W. Bush, America, John Kerry, Religion, Football, Britain, Airsoft, Paintball, Punk, Skater, Goth, Rap and Ska

Okay, it's not about what you reckon anymore, it's just become a pissing contest. Want us to get out the measuring tape?

by Brad is a follower of Jesus Christ July 22, 2004

Continuum

Continuum is highly based on spaceships, space, shooting, and skill. It is possibly a favorite to many players, as it is a 2D game. There are over 30 zones to download and play in. Most of which are still in construction, but are still playable in. The most popular of all, and the default zone, is Trench Wars. Trench Wars always has over 300 people in it whether it is night or day. Most of which that are in the zone are bots, that help hosters host events by opening doors, warping everybody, and prizing greens. (Greens are also referred as bounty, the more you get the stronger you are!) There are also mods, and sysops. These guys are people you don't want to mess around with. Mods, and sysops have special abilities and can ban you for an amount of time. This goes for all zones, but some aren't as strict.

Continuum player: Ooooo Apoc you suck as mod.

Apoc: I'm sorry you think that, now I will have to ban you.

Continuum player: NOOOOO IM SORRY!!

Apoc: Okay, but don't do it again.

by Pwnt_You April 8, 2007

contessa

sexiest girl alive, most amazing person in the world.

Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.

by youruglylover December 30, 2015

Breath Control

Anything you consume to freshen your breath.

(Examples: Dentyne, Certs, Altoids, Scope Mouth Wash)

I eat a lot of spicy food, so I keep Breath Control on me at all times.

by Rob1150 April 8, 2010

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.

Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?

Jim: No i'm good.

Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Jim: Is something the matter?

Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.

Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..

Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.

by HARBINGEROFYOURDESTRUCTION February 21, 2010