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Condimentalist

Noun.

A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad

Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.
by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 1, 2010
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Confidunce

Unwarranted confidence.
Check out that Dolly Parton wannabe. She's gotta have some serious confidunce to try and pull off that look.
by the_proprietor April 20, 2011
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Condimentary

Conservatism is all about conserves, jams & preserves. Condimentary is all about sauces, mustards & vinaigrettes
This wheat-free Tamari soy sauce is totally condimentary to eating sushi off naked hippies
by professordavos January 29, 2012
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Continental Cuisine

Prime rib with crab sauce, filet mignon with lobster tail and crab sauce, shrimp cocktail, dry martini, possibly abalone? Fancy-in-the-1950s, vaguely American-European food thats generally delicious. Stuff that Frank Sinatra presumably ate.

Also could refer to the stuff thats at a typical hotel breakfast, IE Continental Breakfast. Toast, Jam, Butter, Pastries, sausage patties, honeydew. Stuff that Frank Sinatra presumably ate for breakfast.
I had continental cuisine the other day.
What did you have?
Filet Mignon
Thats not what I would typically call continental cuisine.
It had bearnaise sauce all over it.
Oh I see.
by dcicourelh May 10, 2017
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Continental Creeper

Someone who isn’t a guest at a hotel that just goes for the “free” continental breakfast
I know a girl named Jennifer who goes to hotels in the morning just for the free breakfast, what a continental creeper.
by Doctor Doug August 13, 2019
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Continental Soldier

When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.
You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.
by WeKeepitFresh August 2, 2008
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confidentical

Information which is considered confidential however is exactly the same information which is freely available online or in various publications.

A clear over-reaching of political correctness around privacy laws preventing someone using common sense when dealing with personal information.
Adam: Hi Bob, I'm looking for Jim, can you give me his phone number.
Bob: Sorry I can't give out Jims number as its confidentical, try the White Pages.
by Fo0Led March 31, 2008
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