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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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closet fuckboy

someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a fuckboy
"that guy looks really nice"
"hes not he is really closet fuckboy"
by sophies sh*t November 27, 2016
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closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
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Closet Ostrich

Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".
"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
by treesofgreen October 29, 2017
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Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard
John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".
by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018
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closet kink

A shy yet kinky person that is ready to get bent over at moments notice.(but on the DL)
Damn Sammy is a real closet kink bro
by Gg the tree October 2, 2018
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Closet Furry

Someone who just REALLY enjoyed Warrior Cats as a kid.
I never realized Cornelius had been a Closet Furry until now.
by ItsBeanin December 29, 2022
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