cripping the grain

noun: to crip the grain; to be chill and relaxed; to be doing some weird shit.

Matt Cropsey was cripping the grain while his friends were in the car.

by thecrops November 25, 2009

Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

The air is dry

"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"

by hooyaahh January 16, 2022

chipping

To 'chip'

To sprint really quickly, so much that your feet barely grace the floor

To flee a dangerous situation

"ha ha did you see that little kid running from that dog! he was chipping!"

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*person 1* "the other night I was out about 11pm and this huge group of guys were like right near me"
*person 2* shit what did you do?
*person 1* I chipped , I mean i was CHIPPING"

by Sharkey Boy September 29, 2005

clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003

chipping

To slap a girl in the face with one's dick.

She was such a slut he practices his chipping technique on her 24/7

by anon543445 August 31, 2016

Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

by Halbey June 8, 2010

clapping my ass

1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)

2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)

Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it

1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*

“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*

2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”

by felich December 29, 2017