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cleveland cavaliers

The most talented basketball team in the NBA, they have Lebron James, Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Zyndrunis Ilgauskas, and Daniel Gibson. 2007 Eastern Confrence Champions. CAVS ON DECK!!!
The cavs beat the celtics this year. The celtics have 5 losses after 30 games!! Cleveland Cavaliers
by Matt aka Lil Brick January 21, 2008
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Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.
I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.
by TheBird December 21, 2008
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cleveland steamers

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.
I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.
by dookieluv February 15, 2006
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Cleveland Creamer

Exactly the same as the "Cleveland Steamer" except the shitter has diarrhea.
Greg was sleeping on Spencer's bed and Mike gave him a Cleveland Creamer. Now Spencer has to wash his sheets, Greg just licked it off.
by CS1929 February 22, 2011
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Cleveland Georgia

1. A town located in Northern Georgia with a population of about 30 thousand. It is the primal location for the shittiest and worst high school in America: where at least half of the student body has said the word "n*gger"
Also know as: Meth-hood Plantation
"John, what can you tell me about Cleveland, Georgia?"

"HTGKMO, one half of Cleveland Georgia's 30 thousand people are soccer moms that try to have the most to compete with others or racist meth-head rednecks. You're either upper-class or lower class. You'll be bullied if you do not wear Chocos, but won't fit in with rednecks and hoes either, unless you want to accept whore behavior and snorting coke at bonfires. There is no in between. Make sure to own the word n*gger as well. They love it. Oh, and whatever you do, don't be anti-marijuana. The folks of Meth-hood Plantation will disown you."
by Bitch-Lasagna February 12, 2019
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cleveland torpedo

Also known as a tornegro - when you shit in the pool.
I's over swimming at Teresa's and left her a cleveland torpedo.
by Andrew BX August 26, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer

The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.
While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.
by Seatthell April 9, 2006
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