Catastrophic Planetary Devastation

Ur mom

people seeing ur mom = CATASTROPHIC PLANETARY DEVASTATION

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

catastroshit

Unexpected dieohria that results in a large mess

I had abit of a catastroshit last night. I'm never ordering chinese food again

by Captain catastroshit July 18, 2021

catastrohphe

A severe mishap caused by and/or involving either Austrian rum or Detroit beer.

In da infamous/hilarious "How to change the oil in your car --- woman's way vs. man's way" essay, da dude's beer-soaked way has about ten times as many steps as da gal's, and ends in a total catastrohphe!

by QuacksO July 28, 2021

Catastuation

Combination of catastrophe and situation. Typically used to emphasize the severity of your mental health.

Did you hear that? We're about to have a catastuation up in here.

by G Mizzan August 1, 2021

catamalystic

Something beyond the speaker's ability to verbalize, pronounce, or comprehend.

This is a cata- catama- cat- catamalystic - just beyond my ability to describe it. (Lindsey Graham)

by US Spice Farce August 29, 2021

catsmashed

When your cat drops your phone and breaks the screen

Oh fuck my phone was catsmashed

by Charlie Bee September 15, 2021

CatsMusical

(n) A demented, non-sensical, musical from Andrew Lloyd Webber. It's success is often considered proof that most people were on cocaine in the 80's. Some also credit it as the genesis of the modern day "Fury" fetish. It later spawned a movie version that is considered to be one of the worst things ever put to film, despite having a surprisingly talented cast.

I saw the CatsMusical. I think I'm going to suffer from night terrors from now on.

by Funmunke October 5, 2021