Man: I like these pants.
Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.
Man: Playing the bitch card.
Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.
Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?
Woman: Only a woman would understand.
Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.
Man: Playing the bitch card.
Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.
Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?
Woman: Only a woman would understand.
by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015
A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.
by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017
an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
by BROB4HOES January 27, 2013
What women use to manipulate men into getting things, also to put them at an advantage when they are truely equal but refuse to believe it.
1: Ill have sex with you if you give me jewelry.
2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.
2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.
by Damaddar August 09, 2004
An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013
Pulling the James card is when a man actively seeks out homeless men to attempt to receive a filthy James.
That homeless guy really knew I wanted the double penetration, I played the James card well on that one!
by Adolf Hernipoles December 12, 2018
"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."
by Jackson Portsmouth March 28, 2015