CRAPapulting

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.

It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!

by rory.scollard October 7, 2012

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Crape

the art of robbing a car and fucking the exhaust pipe afterwards.

The sex offender craped that car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016

crapocracy

Anything that is so full of crap that it ceases to function normally.

The corporation I work for is a crapocracy.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard

dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard

by littlejimmie March 14, 2019

Craptcha

Craptcha (noun): Based on the word CAPTCHA (the Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart), it is usually used to refer to a reCAPTCHA or hCaptcha puzzle that is poorly graded or designed, sometimes denying access despite correct answers or having ambiguous technicalities that make completing the puzzle incredibly difficult (and occasionally impossible). It is seen much more often in hCaptcha than reCAPTCHA due to Google's processing power, access to powerful image recognition algorithms, and datasets used for training the puzzles (as reCAPTCHA has access to Google Maps data).

"C'mon! Just place the goddamn pizza order already!"
"I can't, I'm trapped behind a craptcha!"

by SupaGamer2017 January 5, 2023