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bloody butthole

when someone's ass gets bloody off anything.. usually from a PENIS but can also occur when riding a horse too much
MATT LU: i was riding this horse once and i got a bloody butthole
by james January 10, 2005
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Spermy Butthole

A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.
Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011
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Itchy Butthole

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.
If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!
by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009
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butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.
Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.
by mugwump November 13, 2004
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Moist Butthole

When certain men become aroused, they secrete lubricating pheremones from their anal cavity.
After transformers I had some serious MOIST BUTTHOLE.
by Dr. Luong Wang November 15, 2011
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buttholio

Someone who is a butthole but very holy at the same time.
Ex: the pope was being a huge buttholio early today.
by buttholio-creator August 26, 2013
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Butthole baby diet

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2
Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.
by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015
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