windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts
Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser
by notoriousnat07 February 09, 2011
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Plastic Butthole

The sharp serrated opening at the top of a bottle of COVID sanitizing wipes that resembles a butthole and can be dangerous to reload due to the likelihood of one’s finger becoming trapped and/or cut.
Hey, did you hear about Megan losing a finger? She apparently got it caught in one of those plastic buttholes and they had to cut it off.
by Salt44 February 12, 2021
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Butthole street

A slang term made up by Blake Batchelor, you say it when annoyed at something.
Mitchell: did that hurt when I killed you eith my diamond sword?

Blake: Yea, it hurt like butthole street
Mitchell: but saathwik be like 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨🤣
by Whoisjoe?? September 09, 2019
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Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.
Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!
by imhypershadow April 05, 2017
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butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.
by Bradley227 October 03, 2017
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Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!
by Pyjama pants January 02, 2020
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Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.
I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!
by Manchildcave June 13, 2019
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