burleson

also known as a burleson badass, burly or the burleson. someone who drives a would be muscle car if it were not a v6. must also have bleached tips, listen to his music as loud as possible like he would in high school and talk about high school like he was actually well liked. must act like a bad ass at all times with no exceptions, no matter what, for any reason. must also act like he is bigger than everyone, act like he makes more money than everyone despite being broke from his alcolism and drug addictions, act like he gets more girls than everyone and act like he is better than everyone. also, must act like being called a burleson or any variation is a compliment even though he is being made fun of.

burly, don't be a burleson.
i have more money than you. i just don't pay my rent because i am a burleson.

by Not a burleson April 6, 2007

burgle

slang: to have sex with, particularly if done in a domineering manner.
past tense: burgled present tense: burgling

"take off your panties, I'm gonna burgle you good."
past tense: "I'm still sore from when you burgled me last night."

by Jack Messinger January 28, 2007

Burble

Burble - to talk random codshite/inanities/word puns and associations

After the club we all went back to Creampie's @ Sec22 HQ n burbled bollox

by Tania K September 26, 2005

burler

Someone that consumes at a very fast rate. Similar to that of a goat, or a pigeon.

Kelly Karpala is a crap burler

by Huff May 27, 2004

turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

turd burgler

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

by Grimace August 29, 2003

burley

A chick who goes out with really ugly park guys, but loves to go out with little shrubbies.

"OMG, that girl just pulled a burley on that dude!"
"OMG, that girl and that guy looks like a burley couple!"

by Jimmy Balboa May 14, 2008