Alexandria Bridge

Alexandria Bridge is a term morons use when they mean to describe the inter-provincial Alexandra Bridge, which spans the Ottawa River between Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec.

Jeff: Did you see the checkpoints that Sûreté du Québec set up at the Alexandria Bridge?

Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!

by CandiceR April 1, 2020

Sperm bridge

When two erect penises touch tips and pre ejaculate forms a glistening bridge

“Oh look, we’ve made a sperm bridge”

by Lidman October 29, 2019

bridge-guarding

1.) Defending, through acts of aggressive trolling, the internet websites and facebook pages where an inordinately large number of conspiracy theorists and other wackos make comments like, "U suck an yor sight is a peace of shit and ur mothas a cunt." Usually the act of bridge-guarding requires the talents of a persistent and eloquent troll who has the ability to spell correctly, thus intimidating his subject victims merely by the fact that said subject victims have an inferiority complex due to their lack of education and their usually abysmal intellectual shortcomings. A troll who engages in bridge-guarding must be merciless but also must recognize when one of his subject victims may be about to commit suicide or harm others -- at which time the ethical bridge-guard will link to a national suicide hotline phone number and a website advocating for the treatment of mental health problems. 2.) the act of preventing a loved one's boyfriend from taking the loved one out for a night of binge drinking for the purpose of committing date rape, usually accomplished by punching the potential assailant as hard as possible in his groin and telling him, "When she comes home, if she's not sober and pleased with your gentlemanly conduct, I'm going to kill you, cut your head off, and drop you off a bridge and into a river." (An almost universally successful technique).

Asshole #1: Dude, I totally got bridge-guarded by her father last night!
Asshole #2: Too bad ... I was totally lookin' forward to fuckin' her brains out while she was unconscious.
Asshole #3: Yeah ... let's go post some comments on the CDC's Facebook page about how we think Obama is bringing Ebola into America.
Asshole #1: Fuck that. That chick's father is bridge-guarding that site ... and he always makes fun of my conspiracy theories and then puts up a link to Merriam-Webster's website and the National Suicide Hotline. That dude is TOTALLY fucking crazy and DANGEROUS! trolling cock-blocking

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 3, 2014

Bridge boy

Bridge boy the bestie to any jacob a very snazzy amazing person usually short with brown curly hair and hates people named kara mackness

Person 1: Who's your bestie
Jacob: bridge boy
Person 1: omg so snazzy😩

by Jacobbridgeboysbestie January 29, 2022

Bridge Worm

Description. The Bridge Worm is a long worm-like entity that is known for hiding under long interstate highway bridges. However, it has been found to hide under small bridges, supposedly using a safe house tactic to travel long distances without being spotted (However this claim has no evidence of being true).

bridge worm was created by slimyswampghost so made this

by vaccineisherewoohooo February 2, 2021

bridge sibling

Your half sibling's, half sibling. When a child's parents seperate and go on to have other children, the relationship between those subsequent siblings. The original child acts as a 'bridge' between the two families.

This is Derek, my half-sister Mary's half brother. Mary and I share the same mother while Mary and Derek share the same father, he is my bridge sibling.

by GoJump April 25, 2016

butt bridge

The chunk of skin that is used as a bridge between a males scrotum and butt hole, or females pussy and butt hole.

My butt bridge got stained a tinted brown after a bad day of diarrhea.

by Dendog LXIX January 11, 2018