A Columbia Heights Breakfast is a sexual act of foreplay where a man breaks an egg atop a woman's breasts and then proceeds to scramble it with his penis. The act is considered especially notable if the women is vegan.
The term is derived from the neighborhood of Columbia Heights, Washington DC which is comprised of a predominately El Salvodorean population. Breakfast dishes that include scrambled eggs and chorizo sausage are considered quite popular at neighborhood Hispanic restaurants.
The term is derived from the neighborhood of Columbia Heights, Washington DC which is comprised of a predominately El Salvodorean population. Breakfast dishes that include scrambled eggs and chorizo sausage are considered quite popular at neighborhood Hispanic restaurants.
"Oh man, look at them tittay's; I'd like to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast" or "Wouldn't mind using my chorizo to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast"
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An insanely massive breakfast, usually containing various types of typical breakfast foods in large(r) quantities.
I had a birthday breakfeast: three eggs, an omelet, four slices of bacon, four sausage links, hashbrowns, five pancakes, two waffles, French toast; I'm pretty much full.
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