Boo Boo Moochu Bear

There is only one Boo Boo Moochu Bear in the world. He is an endangered species. He has a mixture of personalities from sweet and cuddly to vicious and uncontrollable. He likes to play the bongos on butt cheeks and likes to nibble on various parts of the female body (especially the nipples) but beware because sometimes he will bite. A Boo Boo Moochu Bear is very tall and handsome with dark brown hair and manicured hands. He currently resides in NJ but can be found in various undesirable places in the world.

Did the Boo Boo Moochu Bear leave that bite mark on your ass?

by JuJu Fish January 27, 2011

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Honey Boo Boo Child

A repulsive child from the popular TLC television program, Toddlers and Tiaras. In the universe that the rest of us live in, she is known as Alana Thompson. As a side note, her mother strongly resembles Kevin Malone from the popular NBC television program, The Office.

"I'm Alana, I'm six, and I'm a beauty queen."
"Those other girls must be crazy if they think they're gonna beat me honey boo boo child!"

by SuperSymmetric February 23, 2012

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